I love you. I never hurt you on purpose.
I don’t care.
- Cop: Have you been drinking?
- Me: I been drankin'
- Cop: Surfbort
- Me: Surfbort
John Wesley - Woman On Top (detail), 1996 x John Wesley - Untitled (Woman With Glasses, detail), 2004
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AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:
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